Rating: 2 out of 5
If you've been reading Book Club Babe, you already know that I'm a devoted Meg Cabot fan. I may have a whole shelf of her work, but this was the first time that I bought one of her books in audio.
I'm still waiting for Awaken, Cabot's sequel to Underworld, which will be released this July. So I decided to check out Jinx (2007), one of her few stand-alone novels. Unfortunately, it was aptly named, but it was one big ball of bad luck.
Jinx is titled after the protagonist Jean Honeychurch's nickname. Terrible things seem to keep happening to this 16-year-old, so she runs away from her home in rural Iowa to live with her aunt, uncle, and three cousins in New York City.
One of those cousins, Tory, immediately becomes Jean's rival when Jean catches the eye of her crush, Zack. But what happens when this competition between cousins takes a paranormal turn for the worse?
I could go into more detail, and honestly, I wouldn't spoil much. What's the point of keeping part of the plot a secret for the whole first third of the novel, if you already know about it from reading the summary? Talk about anti-climactic!
I also already knew that Cabot has a tendency to be melodramatic, but I figured what should I expect when she's writing about teenagers? Well, even young adult fiction has to have standards.
I kept getting horrible vibes a la Fifty Shades of Grey: whether it's E.L. James droning on about her "inner goddess" or Meg Cabot harping about "the knot in my stomach," authors need to tone down the obnoxious metaphors!
You know why the green light is such a powerful symbol in The Great Gatsby? Because Fitzgerald doesn't talk about it every five sentences! I understand that Jean is a nervous outcast, but I wanted to drive into oncoming traffic every time she described her stomach knot. I get it, you're scared! Stop wasting my time with over-used clichés and move on!
I empathized most with Zack, who seemed completely fed up with all this petty cat-fighting. Although cat-fighting might be inaccurate, since Jean is the typical girl oblivious that her love is actually not unrequited after all. Yawn.
Maybe I'm just too old for high school drama. It's easy to tell a fictional character to snap out of it and get some confidence, but I know that it's easier said than done in real life. I wish that I could go back and tell my 16-year-old self to stop worrying what the "popular" kids think about you, because those bullies weren't worth the brain space anyway.
I'm just going to chalk Jinx up to being an older novel that's not representative of Cabot's level of work. I'm also skeptical of trying audio versions of her books in the future, since I may be more accepting of teenage immaturity in print. Hopefully, Awaken will redeem my previously high opinion of this queen of teen fiction! Fingers crossed!